“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!” – No one, ever.

love my boyfriend. me: shes so fat
josh: yeah shes so fat..
me: shut up you cant say that
josh: i dont care she doesnt know me. FAT FAT FAT.
<3

shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

when there’s a post i like but i don’t reblog it, and then everyone i follow starts reblogging it and it keeps appearing my dash until finally i’m like OKAY FINE I’LL REBLOG IT, IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW